Funny Riddles

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Which word is the odd one out: First, Second, Third, Forth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, and Eighth.

What language does a billboard speak?

A flight from New York, carrying people from America, Canada and France was heading towards Glasgow Airport. Suddenly as the plane approached the Scottish coastline there is an almighty explosion. The airplane crashed into the sea close to the Isle of Mull. Where should the survivors be buried?

Which state can you live in without changing your address?

A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he is 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?

How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?

What do these three things have in common: Diamonds, Dogs, and Double plays?

This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.

What always goes up when it rains?

Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?

When is the top of a mountain like a bank account?

When I am released to the wind, you look away and you pretend, but away your friends I will send. What am I?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?

What gets tighter when stretched?

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

I run in and out of town all day and night and yet I never get tired? What am I?

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?

If an electric train was going north at 100 miles/per hour which way would the smoke blow?

A six foot tall magician holds a water glass atop his head, He brings it forward then let's it fall to the ground, When it hits the ground, there is not a spot of water spilled, How can this be?

Which of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?

Morgan's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and who?