Mr Brown was killed on Sunday afternoon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?ANSWER
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?ANSWER
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?ANSWER
A monkey, a squirrel and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel or the bird?ANSWER
If a green man lives in a green house,
a purple man lives in a purple house,
a blue man lives in a blue house,
a yellow man lives in a yellow house,
a black man lives in a black house.
Who lives in a White house?ANSWER
One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice.
What does John want to do?ANSWER
John bets Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees, but loses the bet.
Why did Tom lose the bet?ANSWER
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?ANSWER
A man was driving a black car. His lights were off. The moon shown no light. A cat was in the middle of the road. How did he know to stop?ANSWER
Mary's father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is the 4th child's name?ANSWER
What is unusual about the sentence below?
A big cowboy, dancing elegantly for grand hotels in Jersey, knitting lovely mittens nicely on pretty quilted rubber shoes, thought untrained vets would X-ray yellow zebrasANSWER
What body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?ANSWER
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