hardlogic
As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. How is this possible?
Common Wrong Answers
“The man was carrying a tree.”
A tree is typically straight or crooked depending on its growth, which doesn't fit the description of being neither.
“The wood was in pieces.”
Even in pieces, wood maintains characteristics of being straight or crooked; thus, it wouldn't satisfy the riddle's requirement.
“The wood was wet.”
While wet wood might appear different, it still retains its nature of being straight or crooked; therefore, it doesn't resolve the riddle's contradiction.