Funny Riddles with Answers

What do these three things have in common: Diamonds, Dogs, and Double plays?

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay th...

If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them...

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long...

I walk with you almost every day, yet you never notice me. You step on me, but you never say sorry. What am I?

I run in and out of town all day and night and yet I never get tired? What am I?

What table has not a leg to stand on?

When there is a fly near our food it is normally a pest. But when we see this fly near food it is often a welcome guest. What am I...

Morgan's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and who?

What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents wer...

What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has over 30 letters?

A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he is 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?

What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?

If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?

What always goes up when it rains?

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

What does the big tomato say to the small tomato?

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook, what is it?

What language does a billboard speak?

Which of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?