Funny Riddles with Answers

If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them...

What do you call a bear without an ear?

How many seconds are there in a year?

What do these three things have in common: Diamonds, Dogs, and Double plays?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long...

I run in and out of town all day and night and yet I never get tired? What am I?

When there is a fly near our food it is normally a pest. But when we see this fly near food it is often a welcome guest. What am I...

What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

I walk with you almost every day, yet you never notice me. You step on me, but you never say sorry. What am I?

What table has not a leg to stand on?

Morgan's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and who?

What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has over 30 letters?

One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents wer...

What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?

If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?

A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he is 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?

What always goes up when it rains?

What does the big tomato say to the small tomato?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

Which of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?

No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook, what is it?