Funny Riddles with Answers

What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

What do you call a bear without an ear?

How many seconds are there in a year?

If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them...

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

What table has not a leg to stand on?

I walk with you almost every day, yet you never notice me. You step on me, but you never say sorry. What am I?

When there is a fly near our food it is normally a pest. But when we see this fly near food it is often a welcome guest. What am I...

I run in and out of town all day and night and yet I never get tired? What am I?

What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

Morgan's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and who?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long...

One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents wer...

What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has over 30 letters?

If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?

What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?

A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he is 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?

No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook, what is it?

Which of Santa's reindeer can you see in outer space?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What always goes up when it rains?

What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house

What language does a billboard speak?

What does the big tomato say to the small tomato?