Funny Riddles to Make You Laugh

How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?

What asks but never answers?

If a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house, a black...

Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?

What is the end to which we all like to come?

What kind of dog keeps the best time?

What type of house weighs the least?

What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?

You can do this with your friends. You can do this with your nose. But don't do it with your friend's nose!

What table has not a leg to stand on?

What does this mean? Wondealicerland

Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food. Who d...

What has four wheels and flies?

Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?

Which word in the English language is most frequently spelled wrong?

If an electric train was going north at 100 miles/per hour which way would the smoke blow?

You bought a cute little girl mouse at the pet store. This mouse can breed once every month, 7 babies at a time. So how many mice will you own in exactly twelve...

You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?

What does the big tomato say to the small tomato?

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?

How many seconds are there in a year?

A butcher has a 36 inch waist around, and he is 5 feet tall. What does he weigh?