Funny Riddles with Answers

You can do this with your friends. You can do this with your nose. But don't do it with your friend's nose!

This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.

What kind of fish chases a mouse?

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

What bone has a sense of humor?

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Where do fish keep their money?

What is the saddest fruit?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

What kind of dog keeps the best time?

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble

There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what ite...

With many keys but cannot open a single lock

A seven letter word containing thousands of letters

How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?

What asks but never answers?

What type of house weighs the least?

Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe...

You can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away.

What jumps higher than a building?

If you eat me, my sender will eat you. What am I?

I have hands that wave you, though I never say goodbye. It's cool for you to be with me, especially when I say HI. What am I?