Funny Riddles with Answers

What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?

You can do this with your friends. You can do this with your nose. But don't do it with your friend's nose!

What kind of dog keeps the best time?

What type of cheese is made backwards?

What bone has a sense of humor?

What kind of fish chases a mouse?

Where do fish keep their money?

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What is the saddest fruit?

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

What jumps higher than a building?

What type of house weighs the least?

What asks but never answers?

You can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away.

A seven letter word containing thousands of letters

With many keys but cannot open a single lock

There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what ite...

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

I cannot hear or even see, but sense light and sounds there may be. Sometimes I end up on the hook, or even deep into a book. Wha...

If you eat me, my sender will eat you. What am I?

Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe...