Funny Riddles with Answers

What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?

You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

What kind of fish chases a mouse?

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?

What kind of dog keeps the best time?

Where do fish keep their money?

What is the saddest fruit?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

What type of cheese is made backwards?

What bone has a sense of humor?

If you eat me, my sender will eat you. What am I?

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble

With many keys but cannot open a single lock

You can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away.

What asks but never answers?

What type of house weighs the least?

There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what ite...

I cannot hear or even see, but sense light and sounds there may be. Sometimes I end up on the hook, or even deep into a book. Wha...

What jumps higher than a building?

I have hands that wave you, though I never say goodbye. It's cool for you to be with me, especially when I say HI. What am I?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A seven letter word containing thousands of letters