Funny Riddles with Answers

You can do this with your friends. You can do this with your nose. But don't do it with your friend's nose!

Before Mt. Everest was discovered as the highest mountain in the world, which mountain was the highest?

What kind of dog keeps the best time?

What kind of fish chases a mouse?

What bone has a sense of humor?

What type of cheese is made backwards?

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?

What is the saddest fruit?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

Where do fish keep their money?

What jumps higher than a building?

What type of house weighs the least?

What asks but never answers?

How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?

A seven letter word containing thousands of letters

With many keys but cannot open a single lock

There is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what ite...

I have hands that wave you, though I never say goodbye. It's cool for you to be with me, especially when I say HI. What am I?

Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble

You can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away.

Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe...

If you eat me, my sender will eat you. What am I?