Funny Riddles with Answers

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

What asks but never answers?

What is the end to which we all like to come?

A blue house has blue bricks; a yellow house has a yellow bricks. What is a green house made of?

If a green man lives in a green house, a purple man lives in a purple house, a blue man lives in a blue house, a yellow man liv...

What is it that no one wants, but no one wants to lose?

There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

It can be cracked, It can be made, It can be told, it can be played. What is it?

How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?

A man rides into an inn on Friday, stays for three nights and rides out again on Saturday. How can this be?

Why can't a man living in California be legally buried in New York (even if it's left as an instruction in his will)?